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I know people say we’ve “normalized” urinary incontinence when it isn’t necessarily a given, but I’m here to tell you, I’ve done 200,000 Kegels, and a good joke will still make my panties wet (and not in a sexy time way). : … These guys use special camera techniques and lenses bring you the stunning videos. 14,917 . **Similar poop-your-pants scapegoats can be effective during a physical attack or in the courtroom. TikTok users film themselves PEEING in their pants while taking part in a disgusting new online challenge. And four, try not to take up a lot of space for posting your messages. Whether you're shopping for boys or girls, babies, toddlers, big kids or tweens, we're your one-stop shop for everything they need, especially when they're growing! A tractor. Published: 19:24 EST, 29 December 2020 | Updated: 14:36 EST, 30 December 2020 But you never hear a guy say this. And that’s what you feel today. 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The dwarf laughs and walks under it. By netbookdude | … Everyone can see it, but only you can feel how warm it is. 'I am definitely surprised that the challenge actually became a trend,' Liam told Insider via email. 79. Funny Videos Funny Pictures Animated Gifs Funny Jokes. 'TikTok teaches better than school!' He pans the camera toward the ground to show the puddle of pee he is standing in. 73 of them, in fact! TikTok users are urinating on themselves as part of the revolting 'Pee Your Pants Challenge,' and while it allegedly started as a joke, it quickly became the latest trend to go viral on the platform. It sounds like you and your husband are both doing well. 18,510. You don’t have to hold your farts in anymore. ', Going for it: One of the most popular videos is from TikTok user @mentally7evan, who stood in his bathroom in a T-shirt and jeans as he wet himself, Gross: Evan laughs as a stream of urine snakes down his leg, but then he starts to groan. 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