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His speeches are always politically or factually incorrect, confusing and often offensive to the audience, such as his speech at a police dinner "...maybe being an Olympic athlete isn't so different from being a police officer. Sir Norman Fry is a Conservative MP who seems to be traditional, and has a wife, Camilla (Matt Lucas), and two children. Little Britain, Emily Howard 'Im a lady you know' sharon. Saved by Kye Fereday. He bears little resemblance to the real Dennis Waterman, except that his 'theme tunes' are based on the Minder theme tune that Waterman sang himself (among others), but didn't write. The song Sting plays is known as Fields of Gold. His name is a reference to film director Michael Winner and was revealed in the Little Britain Top Trumps cards. Ashraf is an Indian man working at the local computer shop. Extended sizes from XS-5XL. ", Appearances: Radio Show; Appeared in first 2 series 0.00 s. SD. Mr Mann appeared in only one episode in the first series, but was a regular character in the second and third series. Her sketches attracted controversy soon after the launch of the third series when they were criticised by the UK incontinence charity, Incontact.[2]. Catchphrases: "Wife, [name of food], go! ", Eugene appears in three clips of the deleted scenes. After that occasion, he is expelled from the orchestra, which results in him igniting gasoline all over the orchestra, proclaiming "I am correct, they are incorrect! little britain, "I'm a lady!" Appearances: Radio Show; Starting in Series 1 Go!". Little Britain USA (2008) See more ideas about Little britain, Britain, British comedy. In Series 2, the owner of the spa, Mr. Hutton (Walliams) tries frequently to get her to pay for the increasing cost of her stay at the spa to no avail (Bubbles is prepared to go to any length to avoid doing so, including hiding so long in a tanning bed that she burns her entire body the colour of charcoal). Letty also appears in the Little Britain video game. Additionally, she is in the habit of using French words in normal conversation. He will usually ask for ridiculously specific items in the shop (such as "a painting of a disappointed horse" in Series 3 Episode 2). It always trod a fine line, and that line has moved over time. I loathed it...Too many gays! Their last sketch was the record for the most people in a mini but could only fit four people in the car. Pedro is the Spanish, cross-dressing boyfriend of Dewi, Daffyd's brother. Catchphrase: "As far as I'm concerned, that is the end of the matter. Catchphrase: Pat: "Don, don't have that", Don: "I'll have one of those, my friend.". Mildred then reveals certain strange details of her past, such as drug habits or homosexuality or incidents involving racism. They decide to take their chances and leave. Appearances: Series 2 episode 5 They appeared in the radio series under the names of Sandra and Olivier Laurence, a play on the name of the actor Laurence Olivier. His eccentric behaviour often annoys and confuses his guests. While conversing, she then starts urinating uncontrollably, much to the shock of the person in question. At the start of the final radio episode April met a fellow volunteer named Roy who used cigarettes. Catchphrase: "Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes (snaps fingers) you're under." She also made an appearance at the marriage of David Walliams and Lara Stone. However, when he is offered to reprise a role in a TV series in which he indeed gets to "write the theme tune, sing the theme tune", he responds "No thanks, I've moved on." Mr Cleeves sets the pupils strange tasks such as finding "the square root of Popeye" and "Edward II divided by Henry V = Hydrogen Peroxide". Played by: Matt Lucas Dudley is very sarcastic and has a West Midlands accent. ", and "BALDY!" Lucas has revealed that he would take back some of the skits that he made while starring on Little Britain, which ran on BBC from 2003-2007, and on Come Fly with Me, which aired in 2010. This is a list of characters for the British television and radio sketch show Little Britain (and its American spin-off, Little Britain USA). Matt Lucas, best known as the star of Little Britain and for his appearances in hit films such as Bridesmaids and Alice in Wonderland, has offered an apology for some of the humor from his time on TV. At the end of the sketch he accidentally uncovers a book of his entitled "Sir Ian McKellen's book of men's bottoms," indicating that he is homosexual as well. ", to which Desiree replies "How dare you make personal remarks about my a-hole!". He is a retired police officer in the town of Scoffage, who gives driving lessons. Appearances: Series 3, episodes 4 and 5 With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Fat Fighters Little Britain animated GIFs to your conversations. The character is inspired by Lucas and Walliams having met Waterman at an awards ceremony and been surprised to see that he was shorter than he appeared to be during fight scenes in Minder and The Sweeney. Kenny Craig is a stage hypnotist who often uses his powers purely for his own ends, such as beating his mother in a game of Scrabble (by playing the non-existent word "cupboardy", which, according to him, meant "cupboard-like" and hypnotising her into believing it is a real word), getting dates from and seducing women and gaining or avoiding spending money. Extended sizes from XS-5XL. Barry Edwards' sketch consists of him with a new answerphone. He is typically dressed in a grey raincoat, dark striped tie and black trousers. The real Dennis Waterman has been quoted as saying "I did watch it, but I never saw that bit. ", "Say it again?" After Carol pretended to cry, they agreed to withdraw the complaint, and she called them "dirty shitters". The first two lightly accept her rejection but the very last is more eager, prompting Jill to actually ask him if she can "throw him in a pond". 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