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Also note that this entry is a work-in-progress, so please share monkey puns that we don’t have in the comments! Looks like you're using new Reddit on an old browser. Most of the puns that we’ve got so far are simply a play on the word “leaf” itself, but there are a few others too. Thanks Monkey Puns List. By Rachel Chapman. By Maria Monrovia Updated June 19, 2018. You should have put a ring on it. This entry needs some help to get up to Punpedia standards, so if you’ve got any leaf puns for us, please post them in the comments section at the end of the page! View Entire Discussion (0 Comments) More posts from the Jokes community. OUT LOUD! A couple puns. 2. Facebook; Twitter; Whats App; Reddit; Email ; 1 of 44 Getty. Leaf Puns List . This thread is archived . Fern-iture. report. ︎ 7 ︎ 0 comment ︎ u/Kerlandays ︎ May 02 ︎ report. 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