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</html>";s:4:"text";s:14203:"View production, box office, & company info. Follow. A page for describing Recap: Simpsons S 17 E 9 Simpsons Christmas Stories. Homer tells the tale of the first Christmas ever, while Grandpa pursues his decade-old feud with Santa. Don Payne Grampa catches up to him on Prancer and jumps on board the sleigh. Back in 1998, the creators of The Simpsons showed Homer creating the script. The little stories are cute enough, but like the Halloween episodes in recent years, they feel very rushed. When Reverend Lovejoy can not attend the Christmas sermon due to a horrible train wreck (on his train set), Flanders immediately takes over. Finally, Moe asks Barney to kill him, but Barney refuses on the grounds that he had brought him a wool hat. Edit. Originally aired December 18, 2005 Homer tells his rendition of Jesus' birth in … December 15, 2016. This is one of several Simpsons episodes which are considered anthology episodes featuring mini-stories. Because Christmas Eve is here. (EXCLAIMING) (TIRES SCREECHING) (INDISTINCT CHATTER) Where's Reverend Lovejoy? Homer tells his rendition of Jesus' birth in the manger during a Christmas church service, Grampa tells Lisa about his Christmas fighting in the Pacific theater during World War II, and a parody of The Nutcracker Suite shows everyone prepping for the holidays. Let's take a look! Bart and Lisa are struggling as parents to connect with their children. Homer decides to lead the sermon and tells the story of the first Christmas, with Marge as Mary, Homer as Joseph, Lisa as the angel Gabriel, Mr. Burns as King Herod, and Bart as Baby Jesus. And kind of dreadful. With Tim Lovejoy giving emergency repairs to his train set and Ned fainting at the sight of blood it falls to Homer to deliver the Christmas sermon in which Joseph and Mary look like him and Marge and the baby Jesus is a dead ringer for Bart. He's at the door Let's hit the floor (WHISPERING) Because Christmas Eve is here Fine! Written By They appear to see an aircraft flying past the island, and they shoot it down with their machine gun, causing it to crash onto their island. It's D'oh-Ho-Homer with these three Christmas stories: Reply. Maybe he's cheating on us with the Episcopalians. code: HABF01: Orig. It was a nice way to start things off. "Simpsons Christmas Stories" The Simpsons episode; Homer's depiction of Jesus' birth. By Patrick D Gaertner on January 2, 2017 • ( 2 Comments) Last week we got to start off with a fairly decent Treehouse of Horror episode. Grandpa Abe recalls how he and Mr. Burns crash-landed on a Pacific island in World War Two where Burns accidentally shot down Santa and Abe helped mend his sleigh. To shoot the breeze And eat Chinese. Not wanting to upset her, Homer tells her that his present for her is outside and drives away to buy her a present, singing to the tune of "Russian Dance". Marge tells him that she knew that he would forget to give her a present, so she gave him one to give to her. Retrontario. After the children of Springfield Elementary perform The Nutcracker, everyone begins to go along their day singing to the tune of "March". Oye! The Simpsons have always loved to feature episodes in which they tell various stories within one episode.The Treehouse of Horror specials famously do this and in their 17th season, they attempted to recreate it with a Christmas episode. Get a sneak peek of the new version of this page. I Saw Grampa Cussing Santa Claus - In a World War II flashback, Grampa and Mr. Burns become stranded on a deserted island where Burns shoots down Santa Claus. Captures d'écran : Histoires de Noël (Simpsons Christmas Stories) - The Simpsons Park : Toute l'actualité des Simpson Haut de page Written by Dec 15, 2018 - Simpsons Christmas Stories “Christ is born, who's on my horn?” Timothy Lovejoy, Jr. picking up the phone Simpsons Christmas Stories is the ninth episode of The Simpsons' seventeenth season and the 365th episode overall. HABF01 Even though we're not Gentile. Christmas is a family day. Herod becomes furious and claims that he will kill the baby. This is one of several Simpsons episodes which are considered anthology episodes featuring mini-stories. The Simpsons shorts are a series of animated shorts that aired as a recurring segment on Fox variety television series The Tracey Ullman Show for three seasons, before the characters spun off into The Simpsons, their own half-hour prime-time show. Look at 'em with their bright, airy narthex and light, flaky Eucharist. SIMPSONS Deptartment Store Xmas style. 10 Simpsons Christmas Stories (6.8) The Simpsons have always loved to feature episodes in which they tell various stories within one episode. Homer tells Grampa that they aren't going to be at home and hides when he comes, forcing Grampa to spend his Christmas in the dumpster with raccoons, who give Grampa some rancid lard. Feb 11, 2018 - Simpsons Christmas Stories is the ninth episode of The Simpsons' seventeenth season and the 365th episode overall. This category does not include the Treehouse of horror episode click here for that list Treehouse of Horror Series.. For an all-inclusive list of anthology episodes follow this link: Anthology episodes. This script was produced by 20th Century Fox but in the episode, you can notice that there's a sign in front of the studio's headquarters that says "a division of Walt Disney Co." In fact, Disney did actually purchase 20th Century Fox for $52.4 billion 19 years later. 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