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Yep, Christmas is ripe for comedy, and that’s great news if you’re looking for funny things to write in a Christmas card. We all hate it when people are rude to us, but what we rarely think about is that sometimes, the way that we say things might come off as rude, even if we don’t mean it that way. Beauty lies in the eye of the beer holder. YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE! 1. 5) Thank you for being our valued customer. Mostly, because you can. If at first, you do succeed, try not to look astonished. oh no! Customers might also say they are ‘just looking’ because they don’t want to interact with anyone as they shop. 1 day ago. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Some very funny stuff!! Imagine you had a risk-averse customer. Home; Customer Support; Remote Work; Growth; Categories. Re: And now you are old and stupid, but it’s good that you still have your memories. Thank you sooo much for your support! Customer service representatives have to be very careful about what they say and how they say it. Funny, Grocery Store, Impossible Demands, Overheard, USA | Right | December 17, 2020 . cheeseniptits liked this . I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass. holy crap! And, while setting it up, you give your customers a reason to smile. Otherwise, a few misunderstood words can cause a customer to misinterpret the situation and turn what could have been a positive experience into a very negative one. Having someone engage them as they figure things out and make their decision can feel like an intrusion. Here are a few of the stupid things I’ve heard salespeople say to customers. u/The_Rhine. He then walks up to the counter and starts ordering WITH THE MASK IN HIS HAND! It was controlled landing.” 26. If at first, you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. You have spent a lot of energy greeting, presenting and closing the sale. To help you keep calm and get the help you need, we've rounded up the 27 things you should avoid saying or doing during interactions with customer service reps, according to customer service experts. Pretend to pass out and when someone wakes you up, say, “Why did you interrupt my sleep?” 59. Get alert from $10,000.00 – $10,000,000.00 credited on your … Fun Things Dot Com; Funny Emails; Funny Email Messages You Can Send (They're Free - Pick One!) That’s why using the right tone in customer service is so, so important. Funny Random Things To Say 56. oh my days! It can be hard to say no to your customers. for the love of god! The Christmas card police? That’s so disappointing.” Agreed! But it doesn’t need to be. Posted by. Don’t be afraid to set up out of office message (If you want to answer to your customers in a more formal way, check out of office message templates created by Learning Space.). 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