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I hardly spoke at school because of it. ?”, The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME”, the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE", So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice), When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people…until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices…sad isnt it, I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, SHUTTING DOWN. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. Vocal Jokes. "My headphones are broken, Lord… I’m desperate… What should I do? She says “Making extra cheese”. Use the free DeepL Translator to translate your texts with the best machine translation available, powered by DeepL’s world-leading neural network technology. “Jesus is watching you.” The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. His face was hidden in darkness within a cowl. They head into the toilet together and wait for the train conductor to knock on the door. Now I’m still looking for that dog to unlock my phone. A man on holiday walks into a bar at 11 pm and asks the bartender for a pint. ... She was known as the deep C diva. The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO ! : Why do you cry ? Where are your parents ? Solve the addition and subtraction problems, then use the alphabet code to answer the owl riddles, "What do you call an owl with a deep voice?" If you want a good laugh from what I’ve been told a hot voice dm me your skype and we can just chill and shit A: The baritone. A man asks for a beer in a deep bass voice.....the bartender, in an equally deep voice, says, "Here you go." ... dressed all in black, stepped through. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. Were up in Heaven fishing in a lake and drinking a couple of beers. At uni, I managed to make my voice sound higher, although lapsed on a few occasions where people called me “Mr” over the phone. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. ...They reach the first teebox and decide the Nun shall go first. Owl kill you. Deep Voice Jokes. WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS A growl. Girl: One of my ex-boyfriends sounds like an owl. (Answer - Who?). Now late that afternoon, as is want to happen, his car broke down, leaving him stranded. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. We h. After they die, the wake up in a building. The doctor said his high pitched voice was due to him having such a big memb. ... A deep voice says to him ... go up the stairs, into your sister's room and kill her. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. In a deep voice he says : "You have 3 wishes. The World’s Greatest Golf Jokes. read more. Well the c****o is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the c****o. ...the bartender, in an equally deep voice, says, "Here you go. The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive and the man said with a drunk slurred voice I “I don’t know every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and and came back up to the bar. Voice Jokes. A: A Knight Owl You looking at me? Man it’s been a looooong time but I’ll give it a shot.” Moses proceeds to stand up in the boat and in a, A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. Please let me win the lottery." Everybody was leaving the village except Bob. What happened ?". She picked it up and the deep voice bellowed: "I am the vindow viper and I'm coming down your road." Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? The old lady replied with: well there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn’t stop yapping. The deep voice says: TO THE C****O ! Now go … Q: What do you call an owl with armor? He strikes a conversation with her and they hit it off. I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. Here’s How I Learned to Manage Anxiety in the Time of COVID-19. Brad said I’ve got good news. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. The minstrel was thrilled at the opportunity to get a clean bed, some hot food, and most importantly one of the inn's famous forest beers, which were legendary. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing. “Jesus is watching you.” The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. The two have been friends for as long as they can remember; they go everywhere with each other and do everything together. “Watch and learn!” Say the Dutch. After making sure that nobody was home, he broke into the house in the middle of the night. Father Bob hit his ball into the woods on his first swing, "Damn it! Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. He walks in and is seated next to the most beautiful woman he's ever seen in his life. Toggle Navigation Menu Go to BabaMail. Back to: Miscellaneous Jokes: Music Jokes. Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino. Ever since then, it had been a tremendous source of insecurity. Suddenly, the phone rang. A man walks into a church one day and kneels down to pray. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. "Hey what’s going on ? Walks up to the front desk and explains that he's got particular tastes, but he's prepared to pay extra. The girl said under an crying sad voice "The indians came, killed my father and my mother and raped my sister." 3 – I’m a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. They do have baseball in heaven. A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man’s soul. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. “Ticket please!”. Deep jokes voted the funniest by the internet. said O' Flaherty. The funniest Injection jokes only! One night, this blonde guy gets down on his knees by his bed and says "Oh Lord, we really need some money. Billy comes back later and says, too, I did. Back to: Animal Jokes. People have problems understanding him over the phone and it interferes with his social life. Owl Jokes. Check out our top Deep jokes. The deep voice says: ROULETTE ! Once you're done looking at jokes for this type of instrument, more can be found at our music joke section! Following is our collection of funniest Dell jokes.There are some dell desktop jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ. The doctor walks up and says, "Ok, lets take a look, drop your pants for me." Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino. The press is there to promote local products, and they ask a few random questions: work, and he made his way to the airport. All he can think about is how he has to marry her. A: When the other tenors notice. So we had this substitute teacher the other day She was like Mrs. Darth Vader, you know, heavy breathing, deep voice. The Cowboy just laughed unlocked his belt and put his trousers down and said “Guess it isn’t your day is it”. A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ. Q: What do you call an owl magician? The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables, where the players gaze at him with disbelief. A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. There was a Cowboy riding in an desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. ... there are four voice parts: soprano, alto, tenor, and bass. I think it must be drink.' (Answer - A growl), and "Someone said you sound like an owl." WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS And so he did. Deep voice. A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. She put the phone down, thinking it was some boys playing a prank on her. They continued eating for a while. ...he pops his head of the curtain and calls over one of the alter boys - Timmy. 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