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I’d never tell you a pizza joke. For those who appreciate a little dark humor, we’ve compiled a list of inappropriate and dirty jokes majorly dripping in shock-value. We are efficient and don’t have humor. So the man asks the bartender, "Say, what's up with the guy with the big orange head?" What’s the difference between a rabbit and a grape? I don’t care. An anti vaxxer died, and to her surprise found herself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. “We’re both lawyers!”. _____ **Thank you** /u/JustNick4 for giving this joke the extremely desirable **Evil Cackle Award**. The surgeon replied, “I know. They’re not quite dark jokes, but right in that territory. Morbid Jokes. This vein’s mine. Did you fall from heaven? What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar. Some are just so ridiculous it’s as though George Costanza and Larry David thought them up on the spot. Nothing. Which is why a little humor goes a long way, and for some of us, that means digging into the deepest, darkest pits of our mind. I don’t know how I feel about that. Every other number. I don't know if it was because I was wearing a mask or nothing but a mask. What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? 2 years ago. Fortunately, his mom was an anti-vaxxer and died at the age of 6 from the measles. (Bookmark us! On se situe ici au top de l'échelle de l'humour à base de devinettes et d'histoires drôles. What’s orange and tastes like an orange? It's an anti-joke, but its very long and has a dumb punchline: Man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, there's this guy with a big orange head. Many anti jokes are unfunny jokes that are funny only because of their self-evident punchline. Anti-jokes are made for those people with a really cynical and weird sense of humor. Morbid jokes. They didn’t know each other. An Anti-Vaxer goes and arrives at the gates of heaven. Click here for more information. An Anti-Joke is a joke that has a different kind of humor. Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. If they lifted up the other one they’d fall over. Chickens had not evolved yet. One Empire State Building tall. Back in 1980, I fell off my bike, twisted my foot, and hurt my knee. 12. What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the Batmobile? Add joke. The surprise comes from abandoning the entire premise of a joke. Home. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. What did one woman say to the other woman next to the coffee machine? Why did the monkey and pancake batter have in common? Take your age and add 5 to it. 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