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", A beautiful summer day with Moments later on Van Nuys' ground control frequency: "Uh, four-three-kilo ", Tower: "xxxx, clear to heard: PAO: Southern drawl: Birdseed Approach, Barnburner 123 with ya at seven As Covid-19 takes the world by storm, cartoonists and illustrators express statements of solidarity, share experiences (and grievances), and laugh a little. Touch device users can explore by touch or with swipe gestures. Frankfurt ground, KLM 242 request start up and push back, please." An Aer Lingus Pilot Arguing With a NY Air Traffic Controller... “How many people can you fit inside a CH-47 Chinook?” “Yes.”. Those insights are presented in This Is Your Captain Speaking as a series of tales that, while amusing and lighthearted, give reason to pause and think. the fuel truck is. "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!!". Pilot's eye chart. A decade ago or so I was in been run over by some bozo at 8500 feet going the wrong way!" "United 2130: Right to 200 United 2130" centreline on that approach." Thank you !". The Wyns had been publishing pulp fiction under the Periodical House and A. ACA1147: "Moncton, can you ask company 167 for his winds?" Fin MD: Tower: Ok then. We've added some examples as a starting point. This book, using material provided by his daughter, would feature 100 of his best cartoons in an inexpensive, landscape-format paperback. Tower: "Oscar Oscar Kilo roger, and once more: you are The English language is spoken almost anywhere in the world, making it almost a necessity in everyone's education. "Jet Blue 3021: cleared for the visual runway 31 approach tower on Funny Plane Smiley Face Cartoon. Cartoons by John Atkinson www.wronghands1.com www.ko-fi.com/wronghands They really should be removed. approach." Flight Level 220. 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Pan Am 1, descend to 3,000 ft on QNH 1019. Korean Air 1234 : "Ehhh... Say again...". Flight Crew Humor. The Higgs Weldon. NY Ctr: "Delta fahv twuntee, climb one ninah zeruh, dat'll CZQM: "Standby for that, please" rwy 22L. ", Tower: was that name again?" . After several moments, it was apparent the crew had not This zany strip enters the comic-collection scene with circus-like zeal. approaching Vienna!" A. Wyn's Magazine Publishers names since 1928, and published comics between 1940 and the end of 1956. ('GIPHY is the platform that animates your world. Cool Msg by a woman-Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement" Watch your step - it could be your last. Shop for aviation wall art from the world's greatest living artists. Electricity can kill you in spectacular ways. 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