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You don't want others to assume that you feel as horrible as you look, so this is the way to set them straight. Copyright © 2011 - 2021 Incnut Digital. Just make sure you have enough streaming channels to keep you entertained while you're being quarantined. All I did was rough him up a bit. Ask Tom for some money. This is one of the replies to pick up lines that will put you . Of course, you don't want to brag, which is why this funny line is useful. Here's one to use when you're having a spectacular day. Can’t complain…I have tried, but no one listens. At minding my own business? Dalai Lama. Who knows, they might just do it. Brian of Nazareth March 16, 2020 at 12:15 am Reply. The ideas, procedures, and suggestions contained within this work are not intended as a substitute for consulting with your counselor. Harini is a certified bibliophile and a closet poet. Socioeconomically? The tenth is humming. I think it's a great response when you're possibly feeling cranky. 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