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Whoever smiles t their work is either high or really bad at their job. When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed. 5. 81 Leaving Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud. 10. Rascally Ralphie Select all the correct answers. The last two weeks were like hell. 5 out of 5 stars. So scroll down below, vote for the funniest, and let us know what you think! "It was great to work with a colleague with a great sense of humor. Leave: Leave may refer to: Permission (disambiguation) Permitted absence from work Leave of absence, a period of time that one is to be away from one's primary . The father can't believe the coincidence, but decided not to question it. One of the most famous categories of puns on the internet, and that's what this Punpedia entry is all about. Sure I'm willing to work longer hours at work. 28+ Funny Quotes For Leaving Work. 3. 17. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. Morgan Cutolo Updated: Jul. Give me a Fall sometime! 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When the guy gets home his wife flips out on him as he sets down six gallons of milk on the counter. Dec 7, 2016 - Explore ISKAAswim.'s board "Leaving puns" on Pinterest. Retirement Co-worker Leaving Retiring Office Humor Leaving Job New Job Sentiment: We took a vote and decided what youre doing is simply not good for any of us. This speech was delivered in front of all my office colleagues when I had decided to move on from what had been my daily job for four years - taking care of Sify's Sports portal. 22.) Dear Cod, I laughed so hard! It was a high-caliber position! Here are some tips and ideas that will make your speeches memorable. $22.85. Take a leaflet. Funny puns are a great way to make somebody laugh, they are a type of funny word play which relies on words that have multiple meanings. Funny goodbye quotes coworker leaving meme. 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