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When praise makes you cringe, it can be really hard to find a good reply to a compliment without coming across as awkward or rude. You're welcome. Some people try to compliment women because they believe women are in need of a self-esteem lift and will give someone their attention just for offering that boost. How to Give Witty, Funny, or Sarcastic Reply to a Compliment? You have such good eyes for quality. Attractive people have the worst lives. Bad idea in your case. Sometimes, you hear a honeyed compliment from a not-so-good friend, only to realize later that you just got a jab of sarcasm. Things to keep in mind while replying to sarcasm would be found in the following steps: 4. Funny Replies to Compliments. Careful—you might get burned. Are you fed up with simply saying "thank you?" Get creative with this list of funny and clever responses to compliments. Use this type of approach when you don't want the conversation to get super serious. I can see that honesty is still the best policy. Funny and witty responses to rude comments and mean people. It's a weird funny, and some people don't get me, and some people do." - Millie Bobby Brown. "It's so hard to find someone that likes me for my personality. My response is typically something along the lines of "Thanks, but I'm actually dumb as a rock." Another good one is "Maybe, but I've met people who are a lot smarter." One of my fav. Respond with a sarcastic joke or a GIF/meme. If you want to sound unique, this is a great response to a compliment. It must be that fantastic personality you also have. Though sarcastic remarks may come in handy, use it smartly, it may also hurt others. Sarcasm can be an underhand compliment, a snarky retort, or a curt jibe. Cheeky and Witty Replies to Compliments. If you feel the other person is joking or being sarcastic, a "That's very kind of you" ought to be a smart response. They show that you care. Some people try to compliment women because they believe women are in need of a self-esteem lift and will give someone their attention just for offering that boost. If you have received compliments from your friends or loved ones and wish to give them a witty, sarcastic, or funny reply, you need to think a lot. There's no downside to handing them out like candy, so why not add some to your mental arsenal? Careful—you might get burned. You find sarcasm everywhere. Do's: Reply fast. Nov 6, 2019 - Explore Saloni Mundhra's board "replies..", followed by 157 people on Pinterest. May 12, 2019 - Not sure how to respond to compliments? If you feel the other person is joking or being sarcastic, a "That's very kind of you" ought to be a smart response. You could simply say, "Oh, thanks!" in a somewhat dumb, overly-cheerful way. May 12, 2019 - Not sure how to respond to compliments? Here are the 200 best sarcastic quotes, from funny sarcastic quotes to comments, sayings, and phrases dripping with snarky sarcasm. Use previous knowledge on opposite. It's my duty to spread beauty in the world. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding." 83. Thanks! 32 Funny And Sarcastic Quotes By George Carlin It must be that fantastic personality you also have. Sometimes, you hear a honeyed compliment from a not-so-good friend, only to realize later that you just got a jab of sarcasm. 13 'Compliments' Sarcastic People Give That Are More Insulting Than Flattering. Are you fed up with simply saying "thank you?" Get creative with this list of funny and clever responses to compliments. If they sarcastically compliment you, pretend to take it at face value and give a funny, exaggerated reply. I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception. It's all natural and organic. 1. Backhanded compliments will hit you when you least expect it. You find sarcasm everywhere. Sarcastic definition, of, relating to, or characterized by sarcasm: a sarcastic reply. But don't waste time personalizing those emails one-by-one. 3. Respond with a sarcastic joke or a GIF/meme. Though sarcastic remarks may come in handy, use it smartly, it may also hurt others. Attractive people have the worst lives. Sarcastic comebacks for sycophants-. 3. 'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence' - Oscar Wilde Hence people who throw sarcasm this one is for you, assuring that you are intelligent enough. Well, 11 out 10 people agree! Bad idea in your case. For easy, sassy go-to responses to any compliment try these: "You're welcome!" "I'm gonna screenshot that and frame it." 82. Blog posts, status updates, and tweets are filled with sarcastic quotes. You mean great in bed? Never underestimate the power of a personalized, relevant compliment. The responses must be witty and funny but not hurt anyone's feelings. "I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. If you have received compliments from your friends or loved ones and wish to give them a witty, sarcastic, or funny reply, you need to think a lot. This list of funny compliments is the ultimate resource when you just can't think of something to say. If you are too stunned to speak up right away when you receive a backhanded compliment, you can always address the issue at a later time. It keeps you grounded." 7. You have such good eyes for quality. It's my duty to spread beauty in the world. All anyone ever compliments me on is my body." Sarcastic Response: "Seriously. ". 100 Funny and Witty Replies to Rude Comments. You can use this method on crushes, friends, and other people you like to joke with. ". (The usual "thank you" reply is overrated so use this instead.) One way to . The truest quote in the world is - " Change is the only constant in life". 5. It keeps you grounded." 7. 6) Savage Comebacks When People Say You Have Changed. Sarcasm can be an underhand compliment, a snarky retort, or a curt jibe. Some funny compliments can go a long way in helping you connect with someone. 4. Insult your friends in the most fun ways with these hilarious sarcastic quotes. I'm warning you, I'm too hot to handle. I'm warning you, I'm too hot to handle. Use this type of approach when you don't want the conversation to get super serious. 2. Shut up baby, I know it. Since the beginning of time, rude people have come to paint the world with meanness and nastiness. When you grow up, you start figuring out life for yourself. Compliments make people feel good. Peace be with you! There's no downside to handing them out like candy, so why not add some to your mental arsenal? Will you crush your competitor with a sassy comment about her birkenstocks or simply outwit your friend with a humorous quote. "I'm not sarcastic. See more ; d; it's also a way to attract more customers ; Dmitry's take. Some funny compliments can go a long way in helping you connect with someone. For easy, sassy go-to responses to any compliment try these: "You're welcome!" "I'm gonna screenshot that and frame it." If you are too stunned to speak up right away when you receive a backhanded compliment, you can always address the issue at a later time. I agree 100%! "Much obliged!". My response is typically something along the lines of "Thanks, but I'm actually dumb as a rock." Another good one is "Maybe, but I've met people who are a lot smarter." One of my fav. But don't waste time personalizing those emails one-by-one. 3. I honestly don't know how you cope. "Much obliged" is one of the most formal responses to a compliment and it means the same thing as "thank you.". "Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. 6. Sarcastic comments are like pickup lines that work only with the closest friends. They have a way of making you feel less than fantastic, but instead of being offended and then racking your brain trying to figure out what they mean and how to tactfully respond, try coming back with a little bit of playful humor to lighten the mood. Cheeky Kid is a cybernaut who spends a lot of time browsing the web, grasping infinite information, and reveling in entertainment and fun. See more ; d; it's also a way to attract more customers ; Dmitry's take. Newspaper headlines reek of sarcasm. Cheeky Kid is a cybernaut who spends a lot of time browsing the web, grasping infinite information, and reveling in entertainment and fun. If you want to sound unique, this is a great response to a compliment. Shut up baby, I know it. Keep your sense of humor. Funny Replies to Compliments. Photo Credit: Pinterest. Decide how to reply. Blog posts, status updates, and tweets are filled with sarcastic quotes. I can see that honesty is still the best policy. They show that you care. Sarcastic comebacks for sycophants-. Newspaper headlines reek of sarcasm. Well, 11 out 10 people agree! If I had a dollar for every compliment I've received so far, I'd be a billionaire. 71 Sarcastic & Funny Quotes When Unfriending Facebook Friends And Enemies. If I had a dollar for every compliment I've received so far, I'd be a billionaire. Because killing them . The responses must be witty and funny but not hurt anyone's feelings. Peace be with you! Answer (1 of 4): Whenever someone compliments me in that way, a little alarm bell goes off in the back of my head. Say "I Know". "Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than open it and remove all doubt.". For example, your friend says your shirt looks amazing, and they're obviously teasing you about it being too loud and try-hard. I agree 100%! "Much obliged" is one of the most formal responses to a compliment and it means the same thing as "thank you.". Since the beginning of time, rude people have come to paint the world with meanness and nastiness. Results for both the proportion of sarcastic responses and response time showed a significant context by tone interaction, reflecting relatively fast sarcastic responses for the situation in which sarcasm would turn the statement into a compliment (positive context, sarcastic intonation) and fast sincere responses when the literal insult was . "Much obliged!". "Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than open it and remove all doubt.". This list of funny compliments is the ultimate resource when you just can't think of something to say. Backhanded compliments will hit you when you least expect it. "It's so hard to find someone that likes me for my personality. Feel free to change them up to fit the person you're . Have you ever, instead of face palming yourself in response to an annoying statement, replied with the whip of humor using a sarcastic remark?If yes, then let me welcome you to the league of most extraordinarily short tempered sarcastic gentlemen/gentle ladies. It's all natural and organic. You're welcome. "You only annoy me when you're breathing, really.". Remember the last time you were stuck in a room with someone you just couldn't stand? Sarcastic Quotes. Say "I Know". 10 Sarcastic 'Work For Free' Quotes For Freelancer, Artist And Designer. Cheeky and Witty Replies to Compliments. They have a way of making you feel less than fantastic, but instead of being offended and then racking your brain trying to figure out what they mean and how to tactfully respond, try coming back with a little bit of playful humor to lighten the mood. I'm just lucky I guess! I honestly don't know how you cope. 6. 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