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I'll be more diseased than Dumpy the Medical Waste Man! Hot Topic Manager: What part of "We need to evacuate" do you not understand?! Spanky Ham: All right TV Reviewer, you've gone too far! Spanky Ham: No! Foxxy Love: Really? The VeggieFables! Oh, did you check the fridge? [smashes bottle of booze against the wall] Oh no, you're bleeding! The most tasty and delicious of all that is tasty and delicious? Xandir P Whifflebottom: All right. [back at the pool, she's drinking the six pack] It was like she disappeared off the face of the earth. She is voiced by Cree Summer. And I know why. [camera pans to Bizzaro Captain Hero, who is hanging dead from the ceiling]. Add more and vote on your favourites! Spanky Ham: If you say "Drawn Together", I swear to Christ I'm going to cave your skull in with a tyre iron and eat what drips out! But in the first scene where it is seen, the agent on the frontal left of … Princess Clara: I said I'm sorry, not stop dusting! I thought i would never be happy again. See more ideas about comedy central, comedy, drawn together. So you can sh*t on it? Buy a copy and see for yourself. Buy series. "You've got something on your lip," he murmured, rubbing it gently with his thumb. Spanky Ham: What you need is some good old-fashioned positive reinforcement. Xandir P Whifflebottom: There is hope. Wooldoor Sockbat: I'm sorry I masturbated! Drawn Together Series 3. I pinky swear. Drawn Together. Dumpy the Medical Waste Man: [Cut to medical waste container full of syringes] Kill Me! Xandir: Wow, you're from Mortal Kombat? Foxxy Love: [the housemates have to vote on whether or not to keep Foxxy] You know this vote is total crap. Foxxy Love: Million dollars? Larry the Tomato: This wasn't part of the plan! Princess Clara: Genocide is easily remedied by small gestures of inadequate compensation. "Okay everyone! Drawn Together (2004-2007) is an adult animated Comedy Central television show that spoofs reality TV shows, especially The Real World and The Surreal Life. Drawn Together. Better on DVD: Much like Family Guy, this show's DVD version has raunchier scenes and lines and extended footage that had to be cut for time, content and/or legal reasons, and, in a lot of fans' eyes, is worlds better than what Comedy Central (and, in some countries, MTV note ) airs. Foxxy Love: [Opens Door] Bling bling! I bet your disappointed. He takes great pleasure in his own bodily functions, and is frequently seen looking at pornography.When he overtans himself, he resembles bacon. Princess Clara: I'm not sure. Ling-Ling: [disappointed sigh] Ah, Mitsubishi. CAUSE YOU'RE BLACK! Pac-Man: [puts on a bow] Oh, I think she already knows. High quality Toot gifts and merchandise. Toot Braunstein: At least airplane glue knows how to make me feel good, Zima dick! Trivia. Captain Hero: [knocks on door] Clara, Toot told us that you have a monster for a vagina and we want to have a meeting about it. I mean, am I crazy? Spanky Ham: You're a Jewish, conservative, pro-life, born-again, overweight, Asian Lesbian broad who cuts herself. They do a little roleplaying, and as usual, things get … Add more and vote on your favourites! I'm sorry I didn't wait for you. Foxxy Love: Oh my God, he's got a Puerto Rican credit card! Drawn Together Series 2. I don't want to go to hell! Toot wins the part, but almost immediately has the role taken from her when Wooldoor enters and instantly impresses the judges so much that he is given the job on the spot. [Ling-Ling perks up and nods] Too bad there's no such thing as a Santa Claus! Created by Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young. [Wooldoor is crying while trying to get his stomach off a cactus]. Wooldoor Sockbat: [disappointed] "I wanted to be the queer!". Foxxy Love: Damn where'd this bitch get her earrings? [Ling-Ling perks up] No, it's a tumor! HoloLens PC Mobile device Xbox 360 Description. 1 Storyline 2 Notes and inside references 3 Goofs: 4 Animated cameos 5 Cultural references 6 Memorable Quotes 7 Streaming After Quackers, the mascot of Quackers cereal, is killed while trying to collect a series of five golden UPC codes from boxes of cereal, characters everywhere audition to be his replacement, … Toot and Foxxy make a bet concerning sex: Toot going to start having it and Foxxy stopping, which leads to Toot being worshiped by millions, and Foxxy confronting those who made her what she is today: Phat Allan and his Junkyard Pals. Comedy Central thought they were buying a reality show. I can't wait to go to Baby Gap, In-N-Out Burger, Foot Locker, and all the other euphemisms for vagina. Drawn Together is an American adult animated sitcom that ran on Comedy Central from October 27, 2004 to November 14, 2007. Directed by Dwayne Carey-Hill, Peter Avanzino. They got everything a suicidal preteen could want. And this time, not only do the housemates have to deal with each other, but they'll have to welcome into the house a baby, a cow, Captain Hero's less masculine alter ego, and the return of Princess Clara's dreaded Octopussoir. "What?" Fair enough. What the hell do you care? I'm afraid that I must ask you guys to keep my secret with a pinky swear! Wooldoor Sockbat: Oh my god! / It's slippery and it's slimy / Travelling down my slender virgin pink esophagus. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. [Ling-Ling perks up] Oh, no, it's a tumor! You deserve to die. Toot Braunstein: We have to fight for our food now? Wooldoor. Captain Hero: What an insulting accusation! [deeper voice] "I love football!" Add something Log in / sign up. Available on. [licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off and passes it to a sickly-looking Wooldor], Wooldoor Sockbat: Hey, Ling-Ling, you, uh... excited for Christmas? You're everything we make fun of. May 9, 2020 - Explore Chaotic Woofles's board "Drawn Together" on Pinterest. DRAWN TOGETHER (eight episodes) - This is the true story of eight characters, picked to live in a house to find out what happens when people stop being real and start getting animated. You'll get us killed! No f***in way! Not you, Excludie! Wooldoor Sockbat: [the housemates are role-playing, Wooldoor speaks to Xandir] "Now, you be the gay's dad". Only sex with chicken. Differently, however, Drawn Together used caricatures of established cartoon characters and stock characters. In promotional artwork for the show, Toot and Wooldoor are drawn with the standard five fingers, but in the show itself they have four. [catches Xandir with his spear and pulls his head off]. The confessional captions give her age as 22 years old. Foxxy Love is in the house! Toot Braunstein: [angrily] NOOOOO! Toot: What happens in fairy tales after the princess has her first kiss? Toot Braunstein: Blah, blah, blah! Web. Genie: [to Xander] Say, why don't you come into my lamp? It's a good thing too, because I was going tell her to shoot the President. You're not safe here anymore, fatty. Inspired designs on t-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more by independent artists and designers from around the world. Foxxy Love: We'll always have Paris. Other series. Toot Braunstein: [wistfully] "Can I be the dad?". They can edit us to make us say whatever they want. Toot Braunstein: [Toot enters drunk to the house] Mommy's home! Do I? Spanky Ham: Yes! Maybe I should just apologize. And I'm sorry I spied on Clara going potty every morning. Vitamin Store Clerk: Well, sir, we've got a terrific line of herbal supplements. [whips himself], Bob the Cucumber: I'm sorry for being so phallic! Foxxy Love: She doesn't know anything about sex. You're keeping us all awake. Foxxy Love: [on the producers word edits] God damn white producers with their god damn white flashes. Spanky Ham: Yea, but honey, where you come from animated objects spring to life and spout silly catchphrases. Rory froze "Me," said Yamane, closing the distance for a kiss.” ― Z.A. [trying to pronounce the brand name Prell] P... Plerr... Wooldoor Sockbat: So God killed everyone... the good guys... the bad guys... and even Steve from Long Island... but not me. [Clara's octopussoir also pinky swears]. Foxxy Love: ...And that's how two people who love each other very much make a welfare cheque. Princess Clara: And so, like a roadie for Cher, I traveled the Earth at Satan's side. [thinks for a minute] Huh? Foxxy Love: STOP IT! Xandir P Whifflebottom: So, like the time Fernando and I went to a diner and ordered a bowl of soup to split, but we didn't feel like crackers, we got a roll! Series 3, Episode 13 Unrated SD. Toot Braunstein: [trying to get Xandir's attention with her head in a guillotine] I swear to God I'll cut my f***ing head off! Blue Ball: [springs to life] Whach'u talkin' 'bout, pig? Captain Hero: Are you defecating into a cantalope? Spanky Ham: No wonder you hate the show. Princess Clara, Foxxy Love: As with this black chick's tongue. Foxxy Love: Clara? [whips himself again] Ow! Photos of the Drawn Together (Show) voice actors. Its who-I-Am! I don't want your help. l know this. Captain Hero: Hey there, bub. Toot Braunstein: [her baby is missing] I looked for my baby everywhere. In " A Very Special Drawn Together Afterschool Special ", she says that Timmy is in an orphanage in Kansas City, Missouri; however, when this is stated, she is roleplaying as a prostitute, so that information might not be canon. Captain Hero: Don't make me cuddle you like a baby! Spanky Ham: [farts] Uh... this is awkward. The biggest mistakes you never noticed in Drawn Together (2004). A Comedy Central cartoon that ran for three seasons (2004-2007), Drawn Together is a Reality Show parody, the concept being that eight cartoon characters from different genres are forced to live under one roof. Chinese Boy: [puts down his feather duster] Free! Quotes.net. I'm going to be somebody. Clara and Xandir didn't speak in "Breakfast Food Killer" and Ling-Ling had no dialogue in the episodes "Dirty Pranking No. See more ideas about drawn together, draw, watch drawing. As long as we're together. £22.49. Created by Dave Jeser, Matthew Silverstein, Jordan Young. She is happy with the change until she is struck by a car. Time to repent! After Quackers, the mascot of Quackers cereal, is killed while trying to collect a series of five golden UPC codes from boxes of cereal, characters everywhere audition to be his replacement, including the Drawn Together cast. [camera shifts from the door to Captain Hero several times; nothing happens] Wooldoor Sockbat: Don't make me suck your dick! 4. Captain Hero: Something was amiss. Drawn-. Judge: Oh. Princess Clara: I needed to help Wooldoor before he flushes his life down the sink! What kind of business model is that? [in a confessional] Now, the only one we needed was Toot, so we set off on our journey to find her, a journey of excitement and adventure, mystery and mayhem, love and loss, a journey that carried us to far-away lands and taught us so much about what was right here inside us all along. [happy again] A baby! How do you know when you're done killing something? Princess Clara: Wooldoor, what's the matter? Ni-Pul: I have a crazy thought. Drawn Together (2004 - 2007) Drawn Together Not enough ratings to calculate a score. I'm going to welease your thwobbing member from its weather pwison. The other one! lf that's even your real name. Captain Hero: I could stick and stir anyone of these broads, but I really wish we had one of those sexy black chicks. Princess Clara: Oh Wooldoor. is a 2010 adult animated direct-to-DVD American mystery comedy film based on the Comedy Central animated television series Drawn Together written and produced by original writers and executive producers Dave Jeser and Matt Silverstein and directed by Greg Franklin. Hmm? Xandir P Whifflebottom: Today's the day you promised we'd all go to the mall together. ; The role play session the therapist (Wooldoor) has the characters do in the Very Special Episode, which is extra hilarious, since they were ALREADY roleplaying, and the therapy session just ended with Toot and … Now we're all gonna die! Share the best GIFs now >>> However, when she goes into her room, she sees it will be impossible for her to get any peace because Foxxy is busy having sex with Scooby-Doo (whom she mistakes for Astro). Better on DVD: Much like Family Guy, this show's DVD version has raunchier scenes and lines and extended footage that had to be cut for time, content and/or legal reasons, and, in a lot of fans' eyes, is worlds better than what Comedy Central (and, in some countries, MTV note ) airs. And what do we get in return? [Xandir ignores her, Toot slices off her head and flashes him while Spanky takes a dump in her skull], Toot Braunstein: Sometimes I cut myself to relieve the pain. I told the girls that the only way I could get it out was through interpretive dance. Besides, what fun is doing a group activity if you can't exclude somebody? was released on April 20, 2010. https://www.quotes.net/movies/drawn_together_quotes_101912, Dippers' are those who dig in into different issues and make commenta…. [Spanky and Clara are neck deep in a ball pit and are discussing her bigoted views]. Spanky Ham: [laughing] Oh My God! Drawn Together Quotes A parody of reality shows cast with spoofs of several famous types of animated characters. Comedy Central had demanded that the producers remove the scenes of Toot intentionally cutting herself with a razor blade in the pilot. [licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off]. £23.99. I don't know what DVDs are. So tell me, what's your special move? I QUIT! [Wooldoor, Clara, Bob, and Larry are at a church, praying], Larry the Tomato: I'm sorry for thinking impure thoughts! Bob the Cucumber: ENOUGH F**KING TALK! Xandir: [confused] "Then who the hell am I?". I'm on the phone! Toot Braunstein: Damn it! You can do this. Princess Clara: I haven't seen a bovine with such kind eyes since Mother Teresa died! Dirty Pranking Number 2 - S1-E6. Screwing with the Pizza Man, that's a way of life! I'm Captain Hero and I can fly! cast of characters. Wooldoor Sockbat: Are you threatening me - or bribing me? 1 Storyline 2 "Cast" and plot 3 Memorable Quotes 4 Canon issues 5 Notes and inside references 6 Goofs 7 Animated cameos 8 Cultural references 9 Streaming Xandir looks to his housemates for help in telling his parents he is gay. https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Drawn_Together&oldid=2919832, American adult animated superhero TV shows, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. "Racism"? In addition, their character traits parody personality types that are typically seen in reality TV shows. Xandir: [about to cry] Strong Xandir, strong Xandir. Wooldoor Sockbat: Because you're fat! 2. Princess Clara: Why should I apologize? Person offscreen: Yeah, ice cream lard ass! Xandir P Whifflebottom: Oh hey, Hero, I was thinking, maybe we should throw Toot a surprise birthday party. "Breakfast Food Killer" is the thirty-second episode of Drawn Together. The infamous and famous Toot slaughtering Brooke Ramel's song "I Wanted You to Know" Xandir P Whifflebottom: Well Xandir, like the Grateful Dead, you've gotten us into yet another stupid jam. Foxxy Love: Now Foxxy Love did not want a riot to break out - even though she 'sho could use a new TV set. How does she get men to pay her rent? Foxxy Love: I'm like Sherlock Holmes, if he played tambourine and shaved his cooch. At least monkies get beat off by their owners once in awhile! [demonstrates a move] My evil step *mother*! They live happily ever after in a castle with a c… Toot Braunstein: Damn it, Xander, that noise! Snagglepuss: [to Xandir] Heavens to mergatroid! Foxxy Love: Tell me about it! The One Wherein There Is A Big Twist, Part II, A Very Special Drawn Together Afterschool Special. she thinks your our servant, cause your black! Comedy Central advertised it as the first animated reality TV series, and in some episodes, characters participate in challenges that are similar to reality TV challenges, although the premise is largely dropped in later seasons. Captain Hero: [in a girlish voice] I said I'm on the phone! Foxxy Love: Foxxy found herself in a pickle, instead of the other way around. And then we found her fat ass. The show sometimes implies she is actually considerably older, easily over 100, by depicting her with cellulite-ridden buttocks and hips, liver spots, distended labia, and breasts that sag to her knees. What did you just say? 1. Clara: Let's see. I looked by the pool... [camera shows her lounging at the pool]... by the refrigerator [camera shows her pulling a six pack from the fridge]... by the pool again. Foxxy Love: I got a mayonnaise mama on my lickin' hole / And we've only just begun... Princess Clara: It's really quite thrilling... Princess Clara: I never dreamed I would be so willing / To let myself go. Weren't you paying attention? Her only complaints were the jokes at the expense of Anne Frank, Strong being Jewish herself. Guys, guys, guys, guys! Wooldoor Sockbat: [angrily] No. Xandir: [Flashback - Toot is eating the TV] TOOT! 1,814 Views Read the entire Drawn Together show script » And I do mean that as a double entendre! However, whether Toot is actually suppo… Xandir: We can't find your baby anywhere. Spanky Ham: Says to Princess Clara - if that will get you out of this ball-pit so I can check out that precious vertical smile of yours. Do I?! Xandir: Why is it whenever something isn't working, your first impulse is to eat it? I need the strongest stuff you've got. Mar 9, 2017 - Explore MORGAN's board "Drawn Together" on Pinterest. Like not spitting on ugly people! With Adam Carolla, Jess Harnell, Abbey McBride, Jack Plotnick. Wooldoor Sockbat: [licking Foxxy's foot] You mean this isn't pudding? What is this place? / I'm totally frenching a racist 'ho! We fell for the ol' neck-sprain, well-lit pie diversion. It's that asshole Jeff Probst! 26 images of the The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! Emptying my bowels onto the pizza! Elmer Fudd: Shh, be vewy vewy qwiet. The series was created by Dave Jeser and Matt Silverstein, and uses a sitcom format with a reality TV show setting. A notable mark of the show is how each character manages to be both a parody of a specific style of animation and a parody of the stock characters usually put together … I got to call my AA sponsor! Xandir: There's no reason Mrs. Pac-Man should know about this. [Foxxy puts on the helmet and waits a few seconds]. Wooldoor Sockbat: I never mastribate again! Well, I want to wear the f***ing pants for once! Spanky Ham: Oh, this is too good. Spanky Ham: Foxxy's a minstrel, Captain Hero's in a wheelchair, [farts] I just crapped myself! Captain Hero: [as Xandir's father] "I ain't gonna be no homo!". A parody of reality shows cast with spoofs of several famous types of animated characters. Toot didn't speak in the episodes "Foxxy VS the Board of Education" and "Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care." The travel sized version of Battleships, *that's* a little game! It's not like I made her black. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. Go Foxxy! Anyway, where was I? Close, but that's not the correct spelling of "centrifuge". [She spits on Toot] I gave at the office. Clara: She runs away with a sexy one-eyed pirate who loves as fiercely as he lives. Bizzaro Captain Hero: Well, technically bathroom at bus station not considered Bizzaro World. Bob the Cucumber: Don't be scared, Wooldoor. Xandir P Whifflebottom: I'm leading us out of this van, like Moses led the Jews out of the desert, to the world's everlasting regret. Toot Braunstein: [in the confessional] Even this incitful sattire of religion couldn't cheer me up. Drawn Together is the only show gayer than Six Feet Under. Foxxy Love 2 incarnations. Captain Hero: Oho! We can't be seen together! Now, here's a blanket and a thermos of delicious hot cocoa. I mean baby. It's a Holy freakin' Trinity! That's all I ever wanted to hear. [punches Captain Hero, who is Xandir's mother] . In fact, Strong has stated that she loved working on the show because of how much of a departure it was from the frothy kids shows she's known for. Captain Hero: Damn, I am good! Foxxy Love: The AIDS-Walk isn't a contest. Foxxy Love: Come on, people! Wooldoor Sockbat: [puts his stomach back inside of himself] I do? [whips himself] Ow! Xandir: [referring to "Mrs. Pacman"] That big-mouthed tranny is gonna tell my girlfriend I'm out! Princess Clara: Get up, black person! 1 Synopsis 2 Plot 3 Characters 3.1 Major Roles 3.2 Minor Roles 4 Quotes 5 Bleh's movie review quotes 6 Lyrics to "You're My Hero" 7 Notes and inside references 7.1 Goofs 7.2 Animated cameos 7.3 Cultural references 8 Streaming The housemates await the arrival of one of their relatives which ends … 2," "A Tale of Two Cows," "The Drawn Together Clip Show," "Spelling Applebee's" and "Unrestrainable Trainable." Why? Drawn Together is an American adult animated sitcom that ran on Comedy Central from October 27, 2004 to November 14, 2007. Toot Braunstein: I couldn't find the Remote. Captain Hero: Uh... yeah. Toot and Foxxy make a bet concerning sex: Toot going to start having it and Foxxy stopping, which leads to Toot being worshiped by millions, and Foxxy confronting those who made her what she is today: Phat Allan and his Junkyard Pals. [slaps Toot, who is Xandir's mother] . 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